Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Episode 70: Blasphemy

Episode 70:  Blasphemy

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In this episode of Podsmack, Joe joins Dan as he commits blasphemy with his "10 Things I Hate About Star Wars" on the eve of "The Force Awakens".  Also in this episode, a plea goes out to a fellow podcast and Dan shares his disappointment of the Scream Queens finale.


Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

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Sunday, December 6, 2015

Episode 69: Christmas Reparations

Episode 69:  Christmas Reparations

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In this week's episode, a more buff Joe joins Dan and Shannon to discuss what they hate about the holidays.  Dan learns something new about his wife, Shannon learns something new about Demi Lovato and one of us has some Christmas reparations coming their way.


Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

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Saturday, November 28, 2015

Episode 68: Big Things In Small Places

Episode 68:  Big Things In Small Places

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In this week's episode, Dan gets an unexpected delivery, Shannon has a near perfect day, the woes of buying maxi-pads, the scenario in which Shannon would actually vote for Trump and Dan shares what he is thankful for. 


Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Facebook: GetPodsmack

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Episode 67: Inglorious Holes

Episode 67:  Inglorious Holes

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Assault by twerking and glory holes are just some of the topics of discussion on this week’s episode of Podsmack.


Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Facebook: GetPodsmack

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Episode 66: The Pantomime Menace

Episode 66:  The Pantomime Menace

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Joe goes MIA and leaves Dan and Shannon to discuss “Rich Privilege” and the greatest menace that society faces today and how to combat it.  Shannon goes on the “offensive”, literally, and Dan talks about a second story entry.  And what is an episode of Podsmack without some Game of Thrones spoiler talk.  We can guarantee that this episode is better than a Ben Carson rap.

Also let us know how you would defeat the Pantomime Menace.

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

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Thursday, October 29, 2015

Episode 65: Bit O Honey Halloween Special

Episode 65:  Bit O Honey Halloween Special

No Shannon this week, so Joe must face three Halloween challenges on his own:

  • Body Count
  • Tricked by Treats
  • Lost In Translation 
Plus we find out who would be the killer if Dan’s life was a slasher movie (and it doesn’t look good for Joe).

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Episode 64: Good Nick, Bad Tim

Episode 64:  Good Nick, Bad Tim

No long description this week.  Just Dan and Shannon talking smack.  But where is Joe this week?  Listen and find out.

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

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Sunday, October 11, 2015

Episode 63: Thank You Springfield College

Episode 63:  Thank You Springfield College  

After getting called out on Episode 102 of the Hot Coffee Podcast, we are back recording on a holiday weekend.  In this week’s episode:

  • Shannon sends a special thank you to Springfield College.
  • Dan has a case of the Monday’s.
  • Joe has another good week (as usual).
  • And we play a quick game of “Is It Racist?”

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

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Monday, September 28, 2015

Episode 62: Monday Night Podsmack

Episode 62:  Monday Night Podsmack  

Nothing fancy, just Dan and Shannon talking smack on a Monday Night.

  • Dan talks about going out like a hero
  • Shannon gets a win
  • Joe’s Birthday is Wednesday

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

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Sunday, September 20, 2015

Episode 61: The Return of the D.B.F (Uncut)

Episode 61:  Return of the D.B.F. (Uncut)  

After hours of yard work, I am just too tired and sore to edit this episode…so you are going to get it uncut.  

  • Shannon is back from vacation….yet found something to complain about.
  • Joe makes an appearance….and disappoints Dan.
  • Dan talks about how manly he is.
  • We announce the winner of the #CreepyClown contest.
  • The Big E, Fall TV and more….. 

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Facebook: GetPodsmack

Sunday, August 30, 2015

Episode 60: Special Delivery

Episode 60:  Special Delivery  

In an impromptu episode, Dan and Shannon are without Joe this week. 

  • Opening Shots:  Informer
  • Dan and Shannon discuss joint custody of their “Special Delivery”
  • Lucy Liu and Jon Snow Gossip
  • And more penis talk
  • Crazy Creepy Clown Contest details #creepyclown     

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Facebook: GetPodsmack

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Episode 59: Shannon Gets Wet

Episode 59:  Shannon Gets Wet  

This episode oozes….something.  Dan, Joe and Shannon back to discuss, dissect and digress.  

  • Opening Shots:  Ice, Ice, Baby
  • Watching Lady Antebellum got Shannon wet
  • Dan was a wanted man
  • Joe suffers defeat
  • Three Questions from Matt
  • Podsmack's Top 6 Action Movies (Spoiler Alert, a pony tail makes the list)
  • Crazy Creepy Clown Contest details #creepyclown  

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Facebook: GetPodsmack

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Episode 58: Shannon's First Penis

Episode 58:  Shannon’s First Penis

Shannon stops by Sunday to vent.  We talk about: 

  • Shannon’s car woes, foes and now her car goes.
  • What Shannon can never unsee.
  • Dan and Shannon’s takes on Dirty Dancing
  • A little Trump bashing
  • Crazy Creepy Clown Contest #creepyclown    

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Facebook: GetPodsmack

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Episode 57: Dude, Where's My Car?

Episode 57:  Dude, Where’s My Car?  

A short episode as Dan and Joe are without Shannon on this special Thursday night recording.  In this episode: 

  • We have a missing car.
  • Joe does a blind taste test on the new Lay’s flavors so you don’t have to.
  • Dan share’s what he can’t unsee.
  • Plus a mystery guest.
  • Crazy Creepy Clown Contest #creepyclown    

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Facebook: GetPodsmack

Sunday, July 26, 2015

Episode 56: Shannon's Little Leprechaun

Episode 56:  Shannon’s Little Leprechaun  

Dan, Shannon and Joe are back for another episode:

  • Shannon’s week: a plumber, two movers and Amy Schumer
  • Joe has another great week.
  • Dan almost loses a foot.
  • Pick 6, Podsmack’s Top 6 list.  This week is Top Movie Duo’s….listen to see how E.T. and Elliot made that list and who to blame for it.
  • More details on our Crazy Creepy Clown Contest. #creepyclown     

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Facebook: GetPodsmack

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Episode 55: A Wicked Pisser

Episode 55:  A Wicked Pisser

Shannon, Dan and Joe are back for another episode: 

  • Dan, Shannon and Joe break down Matt and Brooks (Hot Coffee Podcast) attempt at a Boston accent.
  • Shannon has car issues.
  • Joe is embarrassed.
  • Dan gets beat for $6.00. 
  • We determine on our Top 5 Mob/Gangster movies. 
  • Despite our best efforts, Shannon manages to get in a little World Cup talk.
  • Oh, did I mention our crazy creepy clown contest?   

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

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Sunday, June 28, 2015

Episode 54: Vagiberries

Episode 54:  Vagiberries

On this episode of Podsmack: 

  • Shannon celebrates two historic wins, one against Groupon and the other in the Supreme Court. 
  • Joe plotted to go to a concert just to spite Shannon.
  • Shannon reviews the highs and the lows of Season 5 of Game of Thrones (major spoilers) and we play “Would You Rather” featuring which Game of Thrones death we would rather face.
  • Dan launches a new educational segment, “That’s Freakin’ Science”, where we learn about vaginal flora and how yogurt is made.    

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

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Featured Music:  Milkshake (Kelis)

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Episode 53: Magnanimous

Episode 53:  Magnanimous

Joe skips the beach and surprises Dan and Shannon.  On this episode: 

  • A trip to the ER
  • Joe’s daughter is graduating
  • Dan toots his own horn (or makes Shannon do it)
  • Game of Thrones Season Finale Preview/Predictions
  • The Scurvy Movement (#Scurvy)
  • Plus more dumb criminals and the Question Of The Week   

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Facebook: GetPodsmack

Featured Music:  Amos Moses (Jerry Reed)

Sunday, June 7, 2015

Episode 52: Rocky Mountain Oysters

Episode 52:  Rocky Mountain Oysters

Full house this week as Shannon is back with Dan and Joe.  On this episode:. 

  • Shannon and she unveils her new segment, “Would You Rather”
  • Dan complains about his vacation in Newport, RI.
  • Our weird news focuses on not so criminal masterminds.
  • Podsmack question of the week:  The Denver Bronco’s have imposed a “fart tax” on its players, what kind of tax would you like to impose on your co-workers?  #QOTW52         

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

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Featured Music:  Flashlight (Parliament Funkadelic)

Sunday, May 31, 2015


Episode 51:  Mmm…..Scurvy

No Shannon this week, so Dan and Joe are left to their own devices.  We keep it short but jam packed.  Topics discussed include:

  • Dan’s surprise physical
  • Scurvy….a new definition
  • A Game of Throne episodes 6 and 7 recap (spoilers)
  • And in a new segment, Joe is called out for a posting on his social media 
In this week’s news, we learn about a death by atomic wedgie, a ban on “mankinis” and where in Massachusetts that the police need to remind people not to “chase bears through the woods with a dull hatchet, drunk”.

Our questions of the week:

  1. How would you kill your imaginary friend?
  2. Who is the person you would least in front of you in line? 
Email, tweet or post your answers to the question of the week on our Facebook page using  the hashtag #QOTW51

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

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Featured Music:  Let's Get It Started (Black Eyed Peas)

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Episode 50: Muffy’s, A Dive Bar

Episode 50:  Muffy’s, A Dive Bar

After another week off, Dan, Shannon and Joe are back for Episode 50.  Most podcasters would plan something special for such a milestone podcast, but not these three.  In this episode: 

  • We find out what Joe forgot last week;
  • Shannon has another bad restaurant experience;
  • Dan suffers a near tree-tastrophe; and
  • Shannon definitely does not want to talk about Tom Brady

This weeks news stories include men protesting the new Mad Max movie, two stoners lost in the woods, more clueless teachers and Swedish sonar. 

After a long break, we bring our Top 5 list and Dan remembers why they had stopped doing them in the first place. 

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Featured Music:  What’s The Scenario (A Tribe Called Quest featuring Leaders of the New School)

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Episode 49: What's In Shannon's Box?

Episode 49:  What’s In Shannon’s Box?

Dan, Shannon and Joe are back after a two week hiatus.  The normal format is thrown out as they catch-up on what has been going on the last two weeks and play a new game that is sure to offend someone.  Oh yeah, they also answer the question “What’s In Shannon’s Box?” 

(Note:  This episode does contain Game of Thrones Season 5 spoilers)

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Featured Music:  No Woman, No Cry (Fugees)

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Episode 48: Shaken And Definitely Not Stirred

Episode 48:  Shaken And Definitely Not Stirred

Dan, Shannon and Joe are back to this weekend with three rounds of banter that will surely enlighten, provoke, shock, dismay and I dare say entertain you.

  • Round 1:  Game of Thrones Season 5 Death Draft (because these three will compete at anything) and we find out why you wouldn’t want Dan to stir your drink. 
  • Round 2:  Headlines from the last week.  This week’s headlines include DNA testing of dog pop, stolen bull semen, and a 2,000 mile road trip for fried chicken.
  • Round 3:  We find out what lego sets need to be made, what is the worst haircut/style, what boy band member Shannon and Joe would hang out with and answer the question, Tom Cruise or Kanye West.
All this and we draw the movie pass winner for Shannon’s Fundraiser

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

#Winners, #Losers, #Headlines

Featured Music:  Slam (Onyx)

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Episode 47: Less Evil Than Scientology

Episode 47:  Less Evil Than Scientology

Dan, Shannon and Joe are back to this weekend with three rounds of banter that will surely enlighten, provoke, shock, dismay and I dare say entertain you.

  • Round 1:  We find out what Shannon likes to watch on YouTube and whether social media is making people stupid. 
  • Round 2:  Headlines from the last week.  This week’s headlines include a rise in constipation, a mouthful of pearls and a Texas State Trooper that is in the dog house.    
  • Round 3:  We find out what Shannon’s and Joe’s smurf names would be and what is less evil than Scientology. 

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

#Winners, #Losers, #Headlines #HelpJoeBeatShannon

Featured Music:  What I Am (Eddie Brickell and the New Bohemians)

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Episode 46: Mr. Jones & Me Part 3

Episode 46:  Mr. Jones & Me Part 3

Shannon is a last minute scratch leaving no time for a replacement; however, Dan and Joe soldier on putting together three rounds of banter that will surely enlighten, provoke, shock, dismay and I dare say entertain you.

  • Round 1:  With Shannon out, we put our planned topics aside and instead we ask the question, “Which stereotypes do we wish were true?”
  • Round 2:  Headlines from the last week.  This week’s headlines include mining gold from your feces, a drive-thru shooting and all things Sriracha.
  • Round 3:  Since there is no opponent for the Joe this week, we review last week’s battle to see were Nikki went wrong and how Joe would have answered those questions. 

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

#Winners, #Losers, #Headlines

Featured Music:  Big Balls (AC/DC)

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Episode 45: Schock & Awe (Shannon's Revenge)

Episode 45:  Schock & Awe (Shannon’s Revenge)

No Joe this week (some nonsense about a 10k); however, Dan and Shannon welcome a special guest for three rounds of banter that will surely enlighten, provoke, shock, dismay and I dare say entertain you.

  • Round 1:  Our special guest brings a more serious topic to the podcast, while Shannon talks about stupid products people buy and Dan wants to bring back a childhood cartoon that can be described as ever so slightly politically incorrect. 
  • Round 2:  Headlines from the last week.  This week’s headlines include a mega-church pastor and his desire for a private jet, a broken penis and a bag full of dicks. 
  • Round 3:  Shannon and our special guest square off in a round of competitive banter where they tell us "who they are when they are not themselves when they are hungry", answer the question red pill or blue pill and find out who is willing to serve expired milk. 

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

This week’s subjects/hashtags:  #Winners, #Losers, #Headlines, #BrokenPenis, #FreeForAll

Featured Music:  Let Me Blow Your Mind (Eve/Gwen Stefani); America the Beautiful

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Episode 44: How Not To Get Away With Murder

Episode 44:  How Not To Get Away With Murder

A brand new format for the podcast.  Dan, Shannon and Joe get together for three rounds of banter that will surely enlighten, provoke, shock, dismay and I dare say entertain you.

  •  Round 1:  We discuss whether it is normal for Shannon to think about stabbing people in the neck.

  • Round 2:  We bring you the good, the bad and bizarre from the last week.  This week includes peep flavored milk, poor math skills and the meow game. 

  • Round 3:  Joe and Shannon square off in a round of competitive banter where we learn what they would wish on their worse enemy, find out what color M&M is the best and determine, without doubt, Nirvana or Taylor Swift.

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Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Feature Music:  Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Episode 43: Rain Over You

Episode 43:  Rain Over You

We start the show off with some apologies; however, with Shannon off celebrating her birthday weekend in NYC, Joe and Dan are sure to offend some more people this week.  

  • Joe discusses an incident at his daughter’s high school.
  • We recap the Oscars (in our own way) and play “Is It Racist” the Oscar’s Edition.
  • We spoil Gotham’s “An Eye For An Eye” episode.
  • The Good, The Bad and The Bizarre our review of the last week features Snow in a Box and The Worse Neighbor Ever.
  • In the Bonus Round, we talk Will Smith, Body Piercings, Purple Rain and who is creepier Joe Biden or John Travolta.
  • Winners and Losers

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Feature Music: The Rain (Oran Juice Jones); Long Hard Times To Come (Gangstagrass)

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Episode 42: 50 Shades of Nay

Episode 42:  50 Shades of Nay

After a week off for Valentine’s Day to spend time with our lovely ladies, the threesome is back…albeit Shannon is late.  This week we recap our Grammy picking disaster and give Oscar picking a try.  Discussions include:

  • Shannon gives us an update on her fundraiser….the girl needs a haircut people
  • Tales of Pan Handling
  • George R.R. Martin says no one is safe, so we make our picks for the first major character to be killed in season 5 of Game of Thrones
  • 50 Shades of Grey talk….and more than some would like
  • Shannon and Dan end up on opposite sides of a debate….listen to find out the topic
  • The bonus round, where we talk about arch enemies, choose either Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz and decide which is more annoying, Happy or Don’t Worry Be Happy.
  • Winners and Losers

Long episode this week, please email or tweet us any comments.

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Feature Music:  I Touch Myself (Divinyls)

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Episode 41: They Can't All Be Winners

Episode 41:  They Can’t All Be Winners

It’s Joe and Dan this week as they prepare for yet another round of snow.  This episode:

  • We re-cap the super bowl and not so super commercials
  • We have our Grammy picks
  • Bruce Jenner, Brian Williams, Comcast all in the news this week.
  • This weeks losers have an odd way to teach a child about stranger danger.

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Featured Music:  Deeper Shade of Soul (Urban Dance Squad)

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Episode 40: Snow-Magedon

Episode 40:  Snow-Magedon

Dan and Shannon survive Snow-Magedon; however it is too cold for Joe to come out and play.

  • Snow-Magedon brings out the best and worst in people
  • Shannon’s children cancer fundraiser (click here to donate)
  • All-time favorite Super Bowl Commercials
  • Another reason for Shannon’s wife to hate Dan.
  • Dan’s dog is a dick
  • The Bay Path Effect
  • Game of Thrones Season 5 trailer and spoiler talk (and for two alleged fans of the show, Dan and Shannon sure forget a lot of character names)
  • Tweet of the Week

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Featured Music:  Informer (Snow); It’s The Sport of Kings/Football (LL Cool J)

Monday, January 26, 2015

Episode 39: Friends In Joe's Places

Episode 39:  Friends In Joe's Places

Shannon is back and joins Joe and Dan in a special Sunday recording of the Podsmack Podcast.  In this episode:

  • Garth Brooks at the Fleet Center
  • Joe flexes his knowledge of country music
  • Gabriel Iglesias at the Hu Ke Lau
  • Shannon's Yankee Swap
  • Deflate-gate
  • Youth Hockey
  • and….Missed Connections

Twitter: @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Featured Music:  Summertime (Jazzy Jeff/Fresh Prince); Friends In Low Places (Garth Brooks)

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Episode 38: Take Two

Episode 38:  Take Two

With no Shannon this week, Dan and Joe go 20 minutes into the show before they realize that the software stopped recording after the first few seconds.  In this week’s episode: 

  • Dan explains his beef with Shannon and his (not so) diabolic plan to get back and her.
  • Dan and Joe explore the question “Are daily showers are a white people thing?”
  • A high school basketball team wins 161 to 2.
  • NFL playoff talk.
  • Golden Globes and the Academy Awards

Twitter: @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Featured Music:  Why Can’t We Be Friends (War)  

Monday, January 12, 2015

Episode 37: One Dollar Wieners

Episode 37:  One Dollar Wieners

Dan, Shannon and Joe are back for the first podcast of 2015.  Joe shows up late with little sympathy from Dan and Shannon.  This episode features:

  • Misfiring gay-dar and free beer
  • Joe’s encounter with cheap wieners
  • Grub-Hub and Shannon’s beef with a local pizza establishment
  • Black James Bond and White Shaft
  • Missed Connections

Featured Music:  Don’t (Ed Sheeran)