Sunday, April 12, 2015

Episode 48: Shaken And Definitely Not Stirred

Episode 48:  Shaken And Definitely Not Stirred

Dan, Shannon and Joe are back to this weekend with three rounds of banter that will surely enlighten, provoke, shock, dismay and I dare say entertain you.

  • Round 1:  Game of Thrones Season 5 Death Draft (because these three will compete at anything) and we find out why you wouldn’t want Dan to stir your drink. 
  • Round 2:  Headlines from the last week.  This week’s headlines include DNA testing of dog pop, stolen bull semen, and a 2,000 mile road trip for fried chicken.
  • Round 3:  We find out what lego sets need to be made, what is the worst haircut/style, what boy band member Shannon and Joe would hang out with and answer the question, Tom Cruise or Kanye West.
All this and we draw the movie pass winner for Shannon’s Fundraiser




Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

#Winners, #Losers, #Headlines

Featured Music:  Slam (Onyx)

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Episode 47: Less Evil Than Scientology

Episode 47:  Less Evil Than Scientology

Dan, Shannon and Joe are back to this weekend with three rounds of banter that will surely enlighten, provoke, shock, dismay and I dare say entertain you.

  • Round 1:  We find out what Shannon likes to watch on YouTube and whether social media is making people stupid. 
  • Round 2:  Headlines from the last week.  This week’s headlines include a rise in constipation, a mouthful of pearls and a Texas State Trooper that is in the dog house.    
  • Round 3:  We find out what Shannon’s and Joe’s smurf names would be and what is less evil than Scientology. 




Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

#Winners, #Losers, #Headlines #HelpJoeBeatShannon

Featured Music:  What I Am (Eddie Brickell and the New Bohemians)

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Episode 46: Mr. Jones & Me Part 3

Episode 46:  Mr. Jones & Me Part 3

Shannon is a last minute scratch leaving no time for a replacement; however, Dan and Joe soldier on putting together three rounds of banter that will surely enlighten, provoke, shock, dismay and I dare say entertain you.

  • Round 1:  With Shannon out, we put our planned topics aside and instead we ask the question, “Which stereotypes do we wish were true?”
  • Round 2:  Headlines from the last week.  This week’s headlines include mining gold from your feces, a drive-thru shooting and all things Sriracha.
      
  • Round 3:  Since there is no opponent for the Joe this week, we review last week’s battle to see were Nikki went wrong and how Joe would have answered those questions. 




Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

#Winners, #Losers, #Headlines

Featured Music:  Big Balls (AC/DC)

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Episode 45: Schock & Awe (Shannon's Revenge)

Episode 45:  Schock & Awe (Shannon’s Revenge)

No Joe this week (some nonsense about a 10k); however, Dan and Shannon welcome a special guest for three rounds of banter that will surely enlighten, provoke, shock, dismay and I dare say entertain you.

  • Round 1:  Our special guest brings a more serious topic to the podcast, while Shannon talks about stupid products people buy and Dan wants to bring back a childhood cartoon that can be described as ever so slightly politically incorrect. 
  • Round 2:  Headlines from the last week.  This week’s headlines include a mega-church pastor and his desire for a private jet, a broken penis and a bag full of dicks. 
  • Round 3:  Shannon and our special guest square off in a round of competitive banter where they tell us "who they are when they are not themselves when they are hungry", answer the question red pill or blue pill and find out who is willing to serve expired milk. 




Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

This week’s subjects/hashtags:  #Winners, #Losers, #Headlines, #BrokenPenis, #FreeForAll

Featured Music:  Let Me Blow Your Mind (Eve/Gwen Stefani); America the Beautiful

Sunday, March 15, 2015

Episode 44: How Not To Get Away With Murder

Episode 44:  How Not To Get Away With Murder

A brand new format for the podcast.  Dan, Shannon and Joe get together for three rounds of banter that will surely enlighten, provoke, shock, dismay and I dare say entertain you.

  •  Round 1:  We discuss whether it is normal for Shannon to think about stabbing people in the neck.

  • Round 2:  We bring you the good, the bad and bizarre from the last week.  This week includes peep flavored milk, poor math skills and the meow game. 

  • Round 3:  Joe and Shannon square off in a round of competitive banter where we learn what they would wish on their worse enemy, find out what color M&M is the best and determine, without doubt, Nirvana or Taylor Swift.

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Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Feature Music:  Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)

Sunday, March 1, 2015

Episode 43: Rain Over You

Episode 43:  Rain Over You

We start the show off with some apologies; however, with Shannon off celebrating her birthday weekend in NYC, Joe and Dan are sure to offend some more people this week.  

  • Joe discusses an incident at his daughter’s high school.
  • We recap the Oscars (in our own way) and play “Is It Racist” the Oscar’s Edition.
  • We spoil Gotham’s “An Eye For An Eye” episode.
  • The Good, The Bad and The Bizarre our review of the last week features Snow in a Box and The Worse Neighbor Ever.
  • In the Bonus Round, we talk Will Smith, Body Piercings, Purple Rain and who is creepier Joe Biden or John Travolta.
  • Winners and Losers

Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Feature Music: The Rain (Oran Juice Jones); Long Hard Times To Come (Gangstagrass)

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Episode 42: 50 Shades of Nay

Episode 42:  50 Shades of Nay

After a week off for Valentine’s Day to spend time with our lovely ladies, the threesome is back…albeit Shannon is late.  This week we recap our Grammy picking disaster and give Oscar picking a try.  Discussions include:

  • Shannon gives us an update on her fundraiser….the girl needs a haircut people
  • Tales of Pan Handling
  • George R.R. Martin says no one is safe, so we make our picks for the first major character to be killed in season 5 of Game of Thrones
  • 50 Shades of Grey talk….and more than some would like
  • Shannon and Dan end up on opposite sides of a debate….listen to find out the topic
  • The bonus round, where we talk about arch enemies, choose either Dr. Phil or Dr. Oz and decide which is more annoying, Happy or Don’t Worry Be Happy.
  • Winners and Losers



Long episode this week, please email or tweet us any comments.


Twitter:  @getpodsmack1 (Dan); @scooley2124 (Shannon); @doublejxpress (Joe)

Feature Music:  I Touch Myself (Divinyls)