After scrapping last weeks episode, Dan and Shannon are back together while Joe works on his tan at the beach. In this episode:
- Dan discusses a confusing bumper sticker.
- Shannon comments about one of Dan's Facebook posts.
- Tom Cruise movies are "discussed".
- News leaked from Comic-Con.
- A bunch of other stuff that really should have been cut, but Dan was too lazy to edit out.
Featured Music: Apache (Sugar Hill Gang); Hippy Chick (SoHo)