Episode 36: A Very Dan Dan Christmas

Episode 36:  A Very Dan Dan Christmas

Joe is hung over and Shannon’s aching back. 
The signs were all there; yet we recorded a Christmas podcast.  

So with that being said, we set out on our goal;
Of giving you a podcast, somewhat better than coal.

And whether we succeed or if we fail;
This podcast is best listened with a pint of ale.

Okay, so I am not Clement Clarke Moore (Google it) but that was the best I could do off the top of my head.  It's Podsmack's not so Merry Christmas podcast.  Enjoy with a glass a eggnog or three....what ever will get you through it.  

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Featured Music: Mele Kalikimaka (Bing Crosby)

Episode 35: F#ck Kohls

Episode 35:  F#ck Kohls

Okay let’s cut to the chase…this week’s episode features a rant by Shannon concerning a certain retailer that can only be described as epic.  Enjoy.

Other topics include:

• Road Rage
• Sons of Anarchy Series Finales (Spoilers)
• Disappointing Series Finales
• Nazi Swimming Pool
• Winners and Losers

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Featured Music:  A Wonderful Word (Louis Armstrong); I Want You Back (Jackson Five)

Episode 34: Tis The Season

Episode 34:  Tis The Season

Dan, Shannon and Joe are back after missing last week due to “holiday hangover”.  Definitely an A.D.D episode as they are all over the place.  Topics discussed include:

• Creepy Santa
• Black Friday
• Bumper Tap Protocol
• Fantasy Football Douche-baggery
• Gotham and Sleep Hollow mid-season finale spoilers
• Shannon’s “Snow Piercer” movie review (must not see IMO)
• Winners and Losers
• Plus you will learn why you shouldn't leave your dog with Joe.

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Featured Music:  Let’s Get It Started (M.C. Hammer); Dominick The Donkey (Lou Monte)

Episode 33: The Other White Meat

Episode 33:  The Other White Meat 

Turkey and Thanksgiving talk is featured this week.  In addition:

• Shannon crosses off another thing off her bucket list
• Dan keeps a secret from his wife
• Joe learns there is more than one type of potato
• We reveal our Game of Thrones crushes
• Winners and Losers

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Episode Links:  http://psepisodelinks.blogspot.com/2014/11/episode-33-links-other-white-meat.html

Featured Music:  Here Comes the Hotstepper (Ini Kamoze); Suerte (Shakira)

Episode 32: Brought To You By The Letter "P"

Episode 32:  Brought To You By The Letter “P”

This episode features Pink and potty talk.  Topics discussed include: 

• Shannon asks how do Smurfs pee and why men can’t hit the toilet
• Joe and Dan share their gym locker room “close encounter” stories
• Top 5 favorite TV theme songs
• Marry, Kill, Hook-Up…the Kardashian Edition
• And as all ways, this weeks winners and losers.

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Episode 32 links can be found at:  http://psepisodelinks.blogspot.com/2014/11/episode-32-links-brought-to-you-by.html

Featured Music This Week:  Gunfight Epiphany (Theme from Terriers)

Episode 31: Abraham Lincoln

Episode 31:  Abraham Lincoln

No Joe this week.  Dan complains about the lack of “trick or treaters” at his place and Shannon had to work Halloween night.  Topics discussed include:

• Annoying Food Trends.
• Our Top 5 movies we have to watch when ever they are on.
• What would Creepy Dan and Creepy Shannon do when the cable goes out.
• What local landmark would Shannon get rid of given the chance (hint, has something to do with Abraham Lincoln)

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Featured Music:  OPP (Naughty By Nature), Short Skirt/Long Jacket (Cake)

Episode 30: Halloween Edition

Episode 30:  Halloween Edition

Dan, Shannon and Joe mix in some Halloween related topics into their usual brand of nonsense.  Topics include: 

• Joe has some good news to share.
• Dan’s Hot Coffee-O-Lantern gets major kudos from the Hot Coffee Podcast.
• Joe and Shannon play “Fact or Crap” Urban Legends. 
• We discuss our top 5 horror/scary movie clichés.
• We reveal who would be our Halloween/monster/horror movie hook-ups.
• And Winners and Losers

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Episode 30 links can be found at:  http://psepisodelinks.blogspot.com/2014/10/episode-30-links-halloween-edition.html

 Features Music:  Voodoo (Godsmack); My Mind Is Playing Tricks On Me (Ghetto Boys)

Episode 29: Germans Are Weird

Episode 29:  Germans Are Weird

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Dan, Joe and Shannon are back.  Shannon decides Germans are weird, Joe likes white women and Dan does not have a hot sister.  We get a text from a listener and reveal this week’s winners and losers. 

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Featured Music:  So What Cha Saying (EPMD); Insane in the Brain (Cypress Hill)

Episode 28: And The Winner Is...

Episode 28:  And The Winner Is ….

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Shannon calls in sick and Joe finally makes an appearance.  We announce the winner of the movie passes for Joe’s Special Olympics fundraiser.  Topics discussed include:

• Dan complains about Charter again
• Joe discovers The Blacklist
• Ghostbusters 3
• Noah’s Ark theme park and memorable theme park moments.
• Which game show(s) we would want to host (and no surprise which one Joe picked)
• Our winners and losers of the week (well at least one of us was prepared) 

We also answer the following questions (and only one of them was yes):

• Do we need Baywatch the movie?
• Is American ready for a transgender girl band? 

As always, if you like to comment on one of our topics or answer one of the questions, please email us at podsmack1@gmail.com.   

Featured Music:  Back in Black (AC/DC)

Episode 27: Go See The Doctor

Episode 27:  Go See The Doctor

This week was a special Friday night recording.  Joe, the international man of leisure, was at Lake Winnipesaukee in New Hampshire for the weekend, leaving Dan and Shannon to share stories of their recent doctor visits in this extra long episode.  Other topics include:

• We get an email from Shannon’s brother in-law.
• Shannon scores at Soda and Pet Food City.
• Dan’s attempt at being a good Samaritan fails.
• Less than legal hotel acquisitions.
• Week 2 of the TV Fall Season: SHIELD, Gotham and Stalker (spoilers).
• Who Dan rather be stuck in elevator with for 6 hours.
• Dan and Shannon talk post club/bar hopping food favorites.
• And this weeks winners and losers.

If you have any comments on anything discussed in this episode, email us at podsmack1@gmail.com or tweet us @Getpodsmack1.  Listen participation is appreciated as we periodically give out movie passes to listeners who email/tweet the podcast.

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Featured Music:  Check Yourself (Ice Cube); Caress Me Down (Sublime)

Episode 26: More May

Episode 26:  More May

Joe is out being a rugged maniac, but never fear, Shannon is here.  Dan and Shannon spend way too much time talking about the Big E.  Other topics discussed include:

• Shannon recaps her vacation.
• Dan and Shannon share their poor customer service experiences with Panera.
• The weeks series and seasons premiers, including Gotham, Scorpion, Bones and S.H.I.E.L.D. (see spoilers).
• Shannon calls Dan’s manhood into question over Madam Secretary
• Shannon tries to convince Dan that Derek Jeter is not overrated.
• This week’s winners and losers are revealed.

 Due to a minor Facebook “spoiler incident”, the following is a list of potential spoilers:

·         Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. spoiler, 55:10-55:45

·         Bones spoiler, 1:00:15-1:01:22

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Featured Music:  Loser (Beck); 360 (Grand Puba)

Episode 25: Joe Is A Rugged Maniac

Episode 25:  Joe Is A Rugged Maniac

Shannon is on vacation this week.  Dan and Joe recap their week.  Topics discussed include:

·         Joe talks about his upcoming Rugged Maniac race.

·         Dan complains about a doctor visit and co-pay.

·         The Iggy Azalea and Jennifer Lopez video is discussed.

·         Dan and Joe play “This or That” to determine the greatest female rapper of all time.

·         Dan and Joe discuss their experiences with “instant karma” in the question of the week.

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Featured Music:  Caught Stealing (Jane’s Addiction); Change The Style (Son of Bazerk)

Episode 24: Katy Is Beefy

Episode 24:  Katy Is Beefy

Shannon is back with Dan this week for a rather "odd-ish" episode.  Topics discussed include:

• The other NFL Controversy....tipping or lack there of.
• Shannon's dealings with Comcast customer service.
• Dan's outrageous water/sewer bill.
• "Tell Me Something Good" where Shannon actually has something good to share
• Taylor v Katy
• Plus the Question of the Week: Over Sharing, victim of perpetrator and what was overshared?  No surprise what Dan and Shannon are.

If you would like to email use your answer to question of the week, we will read them on the podcast and enter you into our November Movie Ticket drawing.

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Featured Music:  Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See (Busta Rhymes); Plowed (Sponge)

Episode 23: Just An Update

Episode 23:  Just An Update

Initially no podcast was schedule for this week due to a golf outing; however, a brief episode with the following updates:  

1. Joe's Special Olympics Fund Raiser
2. Movie Ticket Contests
3. Upcoming Episode and New Segments
4. The Question of the Week

Hey its only 10 minutes or so, download it and give a quick listen.

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Episode 22: Gilligan's Love Boat

Episode 22:  Gilligan's Love Boat

Shannon and Joe return and Shannon is in rare form.  Nonsense includes:

• Shannon’s migraine is misdiagnosed as meningitis (insert needle here?)
• Dan pitches an idea for “Love Boat” series reboot…and Shannon confuses Gilligan’s Island with the Love Boat.
• Joe tells an inmate that he wouldn't make a good girlfriend.
• PSAs for those wishing to run for public office.

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Featured Music:  Ugly (Bubba Sparxx); Connection (Elastica)

Episode 21.5: All By Myself

Episode 21.5: All By Myself

No Joe, no Shannon....but Dan still rolls.  Seriously, a short episode this week, mainly to announce the Special Olympics fundraiser Joe is participating in and to shout out the Hot Coffee Podcast's Live Emmy's Show on Monday....a little nonsense thrown in as well.  Your in and out in just under 20 minutes.

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Featured Music:  Mistadobalina (Del the Funkee Homosapien); The Impression That I Get (Mighty Bosstones)

Episode 21: Indecent Exposure

Episode 21:  Indecent Exposure

Joe is at the beach and leaves Dan and Shannon to their own devices.  This week’s shenanigans include:

• Dan’s spoiler free review of Guardians of the Galaxy (awesome) and Lucy (awful)
• Shannon tries to determine what constitutes indecent exposure.
• Annoying drivers and near road rage incidents
• Shannon V Joe Preview
• Jon Snow Speculation
• Podcast Shoutouts

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Featured Music:  Potholes in my Lawn (De La Soul), Santa Monica (Everclear)

Episode 20: Ding Dongs

Episode 20:  Ding Dongs

Topics discussed this week include the Ding Dong Cart, lactose intolerance, seemingly dirty song lyrics and sports movie villains.

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Featured Music:  Funky Cold Medina (Tone Loc) and Deeper Shade of Soul (Urban Dance Squad) 

Episode 19: Tom Cruise, Asian Women and Bumper Stickers

Episode 19:  Tom Cruise, Asian Women and Bumper Stickers

After scrapping last weeks episode, Dan and Shannon are back together while Joe works on his tan at the beach.  In this episode:

• Dan discusses a confusing bumper sticker.
• Shannon comments about one of Dan's Facebook posts.
• Tom Cruise movies are "discussed".
• News leaked from Comic-Con.
• A bunch of other stuff that really should have been cut, but Dan was too lazy to edit out.

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Featured Music:  Apache (Sugar Hill Gang); Hippy Chick (SoHo)

Episode 18: Is that Imported Ham Domestic?

Episode 18:  Is That Imported Ham Domestic?

After an over month long hiatus, Dan and Joe are back.   Topics discussed include: 

• Shannon's absence from this episode (she will be back).
• Dan's cable TV and trash pick-up rants. 
• Dan is shocked that Joe can't name a summer themed movie.
• The questions,  "Best hip-hop song titled "Summertime?" and  "Better Rapper or Actor?" are less than definitively answered.
• Joe plays "Who Said It and What in the Hell are They Talking About".

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Music featured in this episode:  Welcome Back Kotter Theme (into), Cruel Summer (Bananarama),  Summertime (Doug E Fresh)

Episode 17: Toilet Talk Part 2

Episode 17:  Toilet Talk Part 2

Just when you thought Shannon could save this show from falling into the abysmal pit of toilet humor…Shannon shoves us over with both hands.  Topics discussed include:

• Toilet "Etiquette"
• Shannon’s A-hole (of the week)
• TV Talk (SHIELD, 24, Grey’s Anatomy…warning spoilers)  
• WTF News

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Featured Music:  It’s Tricky, Run DMC (intro); Faith, Limp Bizkit

Episode 16: If You Are Easily Offended....

Episode 16:  If Your Are Easily Offended....

With Shannon not around, Joe and Dan channel their 15 year-old selves and it starts to get ugly.  Topics discussed include:

• Treachery on the golf course.
• Going commando.
• Dan reminisces about the night he lost control of his sphincter.
• Joe adds Turkey to the list of countries we have offended (Joe and Dan proceed to offend a lot of other people too).
• Leslie Jones SNL skit.
• People are A-holes/A-hole Of The Week returns for the second consecutive week.
• More WTF News.
• Dan and Joe confirm they are fans of Alyssa Milano, but Giselle Bundchen and Kristen Stewart not so much.
• Dan explains how the Super Mario game should have been designed.
• Random 1984 Facts.

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Featured Music:  Loser, Beck (intro); I Got The Power, Snap

Episode 15: Getting The Band Back Together

Episode 15: Getting The Band Back Together

That's right folks, after three weeks of bad timing and vacations, Dan, Joe and Shannon get together to talk smack.  Topics discussed:

• Danbonics word of the day:  Phallactus
• People are A-Holes
• WTF News
• Throwback Topic of the Week:  Best Thing You Got Out Of A Cereal Box (weird tangents include school lunches, mayonnaise and butt coffee)
• Time Travel (words cannot describe how bad the train jumped off the rails on this one.)

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Featured Music:  Dangerous, Busta Rhymes (Intro); Bad Reputation, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts (Outro)

Episode 14: Mr. Jones and Me (Part II)/Return of Shannon

Episode 14:  Mr. Jones and Me (Part II)/The Return of Shannon

Joe and Shannon back on the same day.....just not at the same time.  Two episodes recorded, heavily edited and jammed together.

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Episode 14.1:  Mr. Jones and Me (Part II)

Joe meets up with Dan early.  Topics discussed include:

• Skinny Jeans
• Joe's former job as an exotic dancer
• Odd things hidden in odder places
• Lap dances you may or may not want
• LA Clippers
• Doc Westchester

Featured Music:  Been Caught Stealing, Jane's Addiction (intro); Mr. Jones and Me, Counting Crows (outro); I'm From Western Mass, Doc Westchester; Going Way Back, Just Ice.

Episode 14.2:  The Return of Shannon

Fresh out of church, Shannon meets up with Dan.  Topics discussed include:

• Shannon's Vacation
• Going to Mars
• Bounce House Fiasco
• Lap Dances
• Balboni Women
• Correspondence with Nigerian Diplomats
• Marvel Movies (again)

Music featured:  Should I Stay or Should I Go, Clash (intro); Make Me Sweat, Big Pun with Beanie Man

Episode 13: Mr. Jones and Me

Episode 13:  Mr. Jones and Me

No Shannon this week.  Topics discussed include:

• Strippers at nursing homes
• The latest Loch Ness monster sighting
• 16 year old Dan's music video infatuations
• Rhianna vs Aaliyah
• New contests and rules announced.

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The Visual Portion of the Podcast:

Satellite Image of Nessie?

Rampage:  Jenifer Lopez

Around the Way Girl:  Janet Vanicek

Bust A Move:  Girl in Yellow ?

Episode 12: Say, It Ain't Joe!

Episode 12:  Say, It Ain't Joe!

No Joe this week but never fear Shannon is here.  Dan and Shannon geek out with Winter Soldier, Agents of Shield and comic book movie talk.  From those who haven't seen Winter Solder, no spoilers but a word of advice.

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Episode 11: Two Guys, A Girl and A Podcast

Episode 11:  Two Guys, A Girl and A Podcast

Topics discussed include paternity leave, Game of Thrones, sky diving and the best 6:00 am phone call Dan ever received.

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Episode 10: Easy Bake Oven = Freedom

Episode 10:  Easy Bake Oven = Freedom

Dan, Joe and Shannon talk about the Staten Island Clown, Springfield's Preacher Man, Shannon's "Usher fiasco" and why Dan wanted an easy bake oven.  Nick Cannon gets off a lot easier than expected, Dan blasts a "local" business for poor customer service and more.  The March Movie Ticket contest winner is announced and we forget our movie/Netflix picks of the week (shocker, we forgot something).

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Episode 9: Little People

Episode 9:  Little People

Dan, Joe and Shannon discuss Shannon's irrational fear of little people and the show goes of the rails.  Other topics discussed include jury duty (and profiling), live action movies, March Madness and Bronies.

Podsmack Netflix/DVD recommendations:
Joe:  Orange Is The New Black
Shannon:  House of Cards
Dan:  Layer Cake

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Episode 8: Aquaman

Episode 8:  Aquaman

Shennigans in this episode include Dan, Joe and Shannon dishing about their celebrity crushes, identifying THE iconic car from the childhoods and play a game of "Better than Aquaman?"....plus even more nonsense!

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No visual aids for this episode......

Episode 7: Really??!?

Episode 7:  Really??!?

Dan, Joe and Shannon talk about bovine luvin (you may never eat jello again), FF4 casting, Oscars and Guilty Pleasures.....and Dan gets ringtone shamed.  Oh...and a special exclusive interview (sorta).

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Episode 6: Pizzle for Shizzle

Episode 6:  Pizzle for Shizzle

In the under card, Joe, Shannon and Dan discuss overrated movies and which pop star we would like to deport (I am pretty sure at least one of us offended someone).  In the main event, Joe and Shannon threw down and a winner was crowned.  The winner of the movie tickets is announced at the end.  The winner will be posted on the Podsmack Facebook page on Monday, February 24.

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Pictures from the Price is not Right game:

Episode 5: A Tale Of Two Sams

Episode 5:  A Tale of Two Sams

In this short episode, Dan and Joe discuss Mike Sams and Samuel Jackson as well as another Florida "stand your ground" case and the surprise Dan got for Valentine's Day.

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Mentioned in Episode 5:

Ice Ice Baby, No School:




Samuel Jackson is not Laurence Fishburne:

Episode 4: Rectum, Damn Near Killed 'Em

Episode 4:  Rectum, Damn Near Killed 'Em

In this episode, our heroes (Dan and Joe) recap the big game (sorta), tell you how to mess with your doctor, announce their selection for local low life, talk GroupOn and Dan airs his beef with Olive Garden (plus a lot of other nonsense).  Also, more details are revealed about their first movie pass giveaway contest (unfortunately it is at the end of this episode).

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Episode 3: The Sleepy Weasel

Episode 3:  The Sleepy Weasel

Dan and Joe talk about the Big Game (sorta), Joe plays Miss X in Cards Against Humanity, We listen to a commercial for the She Wee, Headlines, the first Podsmack Movie Pass Contest is announced and more.

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Mentioned in the Podcast:  

Cards Against Humanity:  http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/

She Wee Commercial:



Police Sketch:

Episode 2: Friday Night Yaya

Episode 2:  Friday Night Yaya
Dan and Joe discuss Friday Night Tykes and the state of reality TV; Dan convinces Joe to watch Heroes of Cosplay with one word, Yaya; Joe plays McGyver or A-Team; Dan express how he really feels about the Manning/Brady debate; and Joe gave the gift that keeps on giving.

Episode 1: 2013 Year In Review

Episode 1:  2013 Year In Review

80+ Mins of Nonsense, Athletitis, Joe goes 2 for 8, Dan went to ComicCon and we talk about our favorite movie villains.

Worse Christmas Present Ever

This was mentioned in Episode 1: Year in Review

2013 Awards

The 2013 Awards for Podsmack Episode 1: Year in Review